Tag: humor
group name: oneatatime
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April 11, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
I figured today was a good day to relate my findings on some relaxation CDs I have come across.
We could all use a little stress releif what with all the "New" Gather up-grade and all. The . . . more
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October 06, 2008 02:25 PM EDT --
Some folks have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall nots' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.
The Southern Ten Commandments
( actually . . . more
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October 06, 2008 08:09 AM EDT --
We did it. We held a yard sale. We assembled our prized possesions on tables, pieces of plywood balanced on plastic trashcans, and tarps on the front lawn. It looked like a cross between redneck city . . . more
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . . more
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February 18, 2008 06:22 AM EST --
In the past few days I've attended two rounds of Major League Baseball Spring Training. My daughter and I visited the City of Palms Park in Fort Myers, Florida, as well as Ed Smith Stadium in Sarasota. . . . more
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August 22, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
My grandsons wanted to know why their 20-month-old sister Loralei doesn't get to spend the night with me like they do. I explained that she doesn't sleep through the night all the time, and Grandma . . . more
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August 22, 2008 09:28 AM EDT --
My grandsons were anxiously awaiting a trip to the county fair when Gideon started asking questions about the hands on the clock. He wanted to know what they were and what they were for. I tried to explain . . . more
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September 07, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
Then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:06 PM EST --
Here's what I requested this morning for today's writing essential:
" For today's Writing Essential, I'd like to feature pieces that show our expressions of love. NO LOVE . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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April 03, 2008 11:04 PM EDT --
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name . . . more
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July 18, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
Here's another list for your reading pleasure. I love finding these as most of them are absolutly ridiculous and often remind me of the song "Here's Your Sign" by Jeff Foxworthy. . . . more
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September 17, 2008 12:39 PM EDT --
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps . . . more
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February 11, 2008 10:46 AM EST --
As women, we sometimes find it hard to understand how the opposite sex-so meticulous in their grooming of ridiculous things-like the grass surrounding the lamp post, can be so oblivious to their . . . more
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March 24, 2008 02:30 PM EDT --
There are occasions when my mind tends to do far worse than wander. In fact I think it takes a hiatus from time to time. I try to cover it up, but never to much success.
"Your name is...." . . . more
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June 25, 2008 08:13 AM EDT --
Some of the Best 'Out of Office' Automatic email Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Please be prepared for . . . more
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July 01, 2008 10:18 AM EDT --
Rules Of Washington D.C.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
- Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
- There is always one more son of a gun than you . . . more
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July 05, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
A cup of understanding,
A pinch of courtesy,
Some extra-tender kisses,
A hug, or two, or three...
For seasoning, try some teasin'
Then you'll have the kind of . . . more
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March 15, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
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March 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT --
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's . . . more
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